Prices In… Dubai (Location, Location, Location) Part II
So where was I… oh yes, I had just finished giving you an evaluation of the club “The York”. In this installment of “Prices In…” I will continue describing some of the other places in Dubai that you can make some horizontal tango-ing happen. And now to continue!
Club: The Cyclone
Guys, I hope you brought a little cash with you, because places like this make you realise that there is a God, and he is a little on the pricey side. There is a door charge (around 15$ U.S. last time I was there) but this is when the location comes into play: this loint is right behind a hospital! -As in a full blown Arabic version of the show E.R., with ambulances coming and going all night. There is also the added bonus of an ATM located in said hospital, so if you run out of money you can walk across the street and navigate the medicated halls of car accident victims and term pregnancies! No shit, the first time I had to go to the ATM while there I accidently walked into a room where a woman was giving birth. Thank whoever that it was an expat woman, because if it was an Arabic woman I probably would have spent the night in jail. Anyways, I digress.
As mentioned the place has a door charge, but after you get in you get a chance to see what you paid for. The place is somewhat dimly-lit, but there is plenty of neon to see by, and the dance floor (which is actually a seperate place cordoned off with railings and not just a “YOU DANCE HERE” area of the floor) is fairly large. Drinks are a little pricey, but you are paying for the ambiance, of which there is in considerable amounts. This is a big city club and it oozes that fact out of it pores. There are tables scattered all over the place, but tip number one on that; if you don’t get there early enough you are shit out of luck and WILL be standing, because this place gets PACKED. The thing is it is well worth even to stand, because if you want variety here is the place to be.
Nationalities: Here you get them ALL. You get:
Phillipino
Russians
Chinese (and fuck you I know this picture is in Vietnam, but it serves it’s purpose. You fucking naysay shitstain.)
-Which are the usual fare, but you also get some that I haven’t seen elsewhere. Here’s just a few that I know about:
Japanese, Half-breeds ( I personally had a half Czech / half Jordanian), Korean, and the ever elusive and extremely overpriced Moroccans, some of the most high-priced hookers in that entire country. Now here is the kicker – the women tend to clump together as per nationality, and even better, as per PRICE. The front door is roughly offset to the left of the center of the club, but when you walk in (if it is later in the night) you will see, from left to right, the Phillipinos, then the Chinese, then the Russians, then it gets a little mixed up as you get to the dance floor, but ends with the higest prices of all of the call girls. The best thing about this is it is like they have friggin price tags on them based on the area that they are in, which really helps with the negotiations. Also these girls are not like at the York; they will not swarm you but are a shitload more subtle, and also do NOT like being treated like whores. Your best bet is to go to the club thinking that it is like any normal club, except with a shitload more women
Now on to the evaluation!
9 p.m. 10 p.m.- forget it. “Wait, are you telling me that there are no working girls in the disco at this time?!?!?” -No, I am telling you that the girls that ARE there are not the ones that you want at all. You want a girl at 9 o’clock, go to the fucking York, you imaptient cock gobbler. I do list this time for a reason; it is the time to get to the place so that you can get a table. I would suggest pre-gaming a little at the hotel bar prior to coming in so that you save a bit of cash. Here is another little fact about the place: they actually serve a mean steak! Basicalyl I am saying that their kitchen is badass, and if you want a good meal, good drinks, and a good environment, this is definitely the place to be IF JUST FOR THAT ALONE. We are here for a different reason, so let’s get to it!
10 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. – $300-175 Yep, the prices I wrote are correct. Remember that bartering that I talked to you guys about in the last post abuot Dubai? Well I hope you brought your A-game because the chicks are some of the best and they know it, and to save money you are going to have to negotiate your ass off… but it is worth it. You MIGHT be able to hit the Asians up for a cheaper price, but me personally I start at the Russians and work up from there.
11:30 p.m. to 12:45 p.m. – $175-125 Now that you have made it to this point in the night you have eaten, hit the bar a couple of times (and not TOO many times, you need to be coherent at this point) and gotten some pretty good eye candy, this is the best time of the night to make your move. By now you should have at least gotten the lay of the land and picked which of the PLETHORA of women you want to take home. Get to it, my boy!
Any time after 12:45 p.m. – ??? You are still here? Well then get your ass to the York!
NOTE: This is one of the few places that the intoxication of the hooker plays into the equation. You keep slinging the chick some fruity cocktails and you will be going back to her place for virtually cab fare, but this is a pretty unpredictable variable. I have had it pay off a couple of times, but hey it’s up to you. Also DO NOT TRY THIS WITH THE RUSSIANS. The will, no matter what your nationality is, drink you under the fucking table like you just came off the tit.)
Well folks that’s it for this installment. Next week I will close out the “Prices In… Dubai” with a review of the club “Amnesia”, which I personally think is the only reason you need to go to Dubai. Fuck I love that place….
Later.
-Old Iron
I am male 22 from dubai . I want cute girl.
Zeeshan said this on December 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm |
[…] er de blogs even op na: hier en hier. Blijkbaar vinden mannen een vrouw in Burka neuken het […]
Dubai, prostitutie, Vacature, jobs in Vlaanderen en Filip Michiels | John Baeyens said this on May 31, 2009 at 1:24 pm |
i need cute girl for f…..k
sexyboy said this on July 18, 2011 at 4:42 am |
hey I’m in Dubai. anyone isterested? 😉
Sen said this on October 7, 2011 at 10:08 pm |
i would love to meet you..call me +923004207271
fadi said this on February 6, 2012 at 8:06 pm
MADAM I AM INTERESTED WHAT IS YOUR RATE
manmadan said this on July 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm
I want iranian russian and chines girl for fucking
Naser said this on August 16, 2011 at 11:16 am |
anyone interested to meet me in dubai? 😉
Sen said this on October 7, 2011 at 10:09 pm |
I am male ready, call 0563498114
Hawar said this on November 14, 2012 at 9:18 pm |
so this july will be my first time going through dubai i have herd about the etheopian but is there any spanish women there? and what would be in your oppinoin be the best bang for the buck out there?
will said this on March 2, 2012 at 9:05 pm |
i am in dubai…any women want to meet with me……email: mozammalhossan_uae@gmail.com
mozammal said this on March 13, 2012 at 9:46 am |
i am in dubai..I need a girl ( lebanon or russian) mail me krishna.goutham@yahoo.com
Goutham said this on March 16, 2012 at 9:06 pm |
i am in dubai please sent me the contacts of aunty in dubai
kochumon said this on April 6, 2012 at 6:44 pm |
i am in sharjah if any fucking ladies here contact with me my e:mail :sumairafzal75@yahoo.com
sumair said this on April 10, 2012 at 6:37 am |
im in dubai .. need a girl … money doesnt matters … contact me mobeen_dk@hotmail.com
mdk said this on May 24, 2012 at 10:17 am |
if u waana meet reply me
Neha said this on June 4, 2012 at 8:33 am |
mail me your details to jimiboy17@gmail.com
Hitesh said this on June 28, 2012 at 7:58 am
MADAM IWANTED TO MEET YOU WHAT IS YOUR RATE
manmadan said this on July 2, 2012 at 2:52 pm
hi ru in dubai
abhi said this on July 3, 2012 at 12:41 pm
contact asap bladelessaddy@gmail.com
addy said this on September 28, 2012 at 10:30 pm
hey Neha,
I am intersted in meeting u, drop a mail in my inbx.. chiaoo
sam said this on December 18, 2012 at 8:33 pm
i want , give me ur number
Marseel said this on February 24, 2013 at 11:54 pm
Hi neha. Wana fun. Do call me at 0528484039. I am in dubai
Adnan riaz said this on July 28, 2013 at 4:23 pm
hey neha i am really intrested in you i live in dubai , can we meet , mail me i will wait for your reply
Saim Ali said this on March 8, 2014 at 4:12 am
Ho neha.. where will u like to meetup.
ur mr perfect said this on August 27, 2015 at 4:24 pm
Need a girlfriend in Dubai. Filipina or Indian or Paki. contact on bumu11@yahoo.co.uk
Sandy said this on August 27, 2015 at 9:27 pm
er.sharrymanku@gmail.com
Sharry said this on February 2, 2016 at 1:15 am
i meet you..
kamran said this on August 5, 2016 at 11:41 pm
i m paki gal now in dubai if any one want to meet contact me sexy_khi@yahoo.com
Neha said this on June 4, 2012 at 8:32 am |
hi
cn v meet
Kami said this on July 28, 2012 at 9:06 pm |
i want a indian girl ,plz.
sandeep said this on July 29, 2012 at 5:48 pm
are u still in dubai, do u know any safe place to meet, I want u 0563498114
Hawar said this on November 14, 2012 at 9:20 pm |
Were can meet you
majnu said this on March 5, 2013 at 6:12 pm |
Can anyone tell me what hotels (3 and 4 star) that I can take a WG up to my room without paying extra or paperwork? I am coming to Dubai June 10 to 13. Drop me a line at mblast5@hotmail.com
Mike said this on June 4, 2012 at 10:05 am |
my name is saif me wanted sexy girl. my Email ID:saifjaan6@gmail.com
saif said this on June 12, 2012 at 11:08 am |
i am saif i want pakistani girl or indian girl.i am living in dubai my Email ID:saifjaan6@gmail.com
saif said this on June 12, 2012 at 11:13 am |
Any Shemales or Tranny clubs
Peter said this on June 22, 2012 at 8:35 am |
i want a nice lady
azhar said this on July 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm |
i want indian andra girl
sandeep said this on July 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm |
My name is faris and I’m from Dubai. Any girl for f**k. No problem with money. Email me faris330@hotmail.com
Faris said this on August 22, 2012 at 8:29 am |
hey plz i need a girl in dubai just tell me the hotels name hvng iranian and russian girl with a gud price
sex lover said this on September 17, 2012 at 10:14 am |
If u find some please tell me too
Hawar said this on November 14, 2012 at 9:22 pm |
my email address is sex_lover_4girlz@yahoo.com plz add me girls for hvng fun
sex lover said this on September 17, 2012 at 10:15 am |
I am in Dubai at the 4 Points Sheraton in the Financial District and I am here for a couple of months I’m looking for non African decent girls. Are there any close by? Alot of the websites are blocked are there any good sites to go to that are legit? Would love any advice. Thanks.
James said this on October 6, 2012 at 9:10 pm |
i need pilipines young girls
suresh said this on October 29, 2012 at 6:08 am |
hi i will be in dubai at end of this month for 3 days i need real cute sexy and horney girls or grt fun plz let meknow about terms and details so i tell u about my hotel where i will be putting up by next mail my mail id is sexbong33@rediffmail.com
sexbong33 said this on November 7, 2012 at 5:22 pm |
call 0563498114,, I need russian, Iranian, chinese beautiful chicks, I am in dubai now
hawre said this on November 14, 2012 at 9:25 pm |
your telling me that i well be spending 475 Dollars just by staying in the bar till i find the girl to take with me to the hotel room?
that is a lot tbh,
but how much Usually does a russian girl cost?
vurthious said this on December 5, 2012 at 9:41 am |
I want indian ever sexy girl for f…….k
Sam said this on December 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm |
I want indian supersexy girl
Sam said this on December 17, 2012 at 7:08 pm |
Hi Sam ,am interested…regards….
Sreya said this on January 13, 2013 at 4:32 pm |
i want russian pls guide me
masoom said this on January 25, 2013 at 5:45 am |
I want beautyful girl for sex without mony any girl have contact me.0556316954
my Ibrahim said this on February 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm |
i am in dubai for next two months . i want an indian malayali girl . please contact me @sohibats4u@yahoo.co.in
sohail iqbal said this on February 19, 2013 at 5:26 pm |
i am in dubai for next 2 months . i want an indian malayali girl to fuck .contact me @sohibats4u@yahoo.in
sohail iqbal said this on February 19, 2013 at 5:28 pm |
i am in dubai……..i want an indian girl 2 fuck…contact me abdusam2525@gmail.com please contact soon……….
sam said this on February 26, 2013 at 6:58 pm |
I am sakhawat. I want to girl in dubai. India. Pakistani .ressian .0508687960
sakhawat bangash said this on March 6, 2013 at 12:27 pm |
I want a any girl in dubai.call me 0508687960
sakhawat bangash said this on March 6, 2013 at 12:57 pm |
hi any sexy girl in dubai like to have sex with me unpaid i am avaialable , i am sure i will give u maximum pleasure, i am so sexy, give me details of any sexy and room loction also, my mail id is heloheyall@yahoo.com
riyas said this on March 12, 2013 at 3:14 pm |
ruslanwildtwix@mail.ru my mail, i want an Indian women i never try. Sent me rate and foto, only Indian i want to try
Ruslan said this on May 16, 2013 at 7:35 pm |
i want a pakistani girl pls contact me on ashrafkhan2508@gmail.com
Ashraf khan said this on June 13, 2013 at 9:15 pm |
i looking one girl
saif said this on June 14, 2013 at 7:20 pm |
i am looking for malayalee and tamilin girls or shemales
rakesh said this on June 18, 2013 at 11:36 am |
I’m in Dubai for a few days if any females/couples fancy some fun. just email Dcharming29@gmail.com, I’m up for anything and have a very big villa all to myself !
adssadca said this on July 18, 2013 at 12:42 pm |
i m raj loking for real love if any girl like me then contact me on anand.pranav496@gmail.com
raj said this on July 29, 2013 at 8:16 am |
neeed russian girls for nigth ? age nt above 30
ali said this on August 2, 2013 at 6:56 pm |
any indian paki girl ?
ali said this on August 2, 2013 at 6:57 pm |
hi, I am Asian and looking for western or Russian girl, please call me at 0559227261.
Funguy said this on August 13, 2013 at 11:47 am |
Call me if you want a nice f***k 00966566833211
Faisal said this on August 18, 2013 at 7:51 am |
I want a philpino girl fren any body interest plz email me
I want a philpino girl frend any body interst pl email me on my adderes said this on September 3, 2013 at 7:41 pm |
any girle looking for fun tonghit in Dubai
sam said this on September 30, 2013 at 3:06 pm |
Hi im Dubai I want Indian pki girl
majid said this on October 7, 2013 at 7:20 pm |
If you are looking for Ugandan / Ethiopian girls contact me on bumu11@yahoo.co.uk
Sandy said this on October 13, 2013 at 1:07 pm |
pls coll me
saiju said this on October 18, 2013 at 6:41 pm |
i am in dubai i want russian girl contact me: muksmaster2@gmail.com
Rahu said this on January 24, 2014 at 6:34 am |
i am in dubai, i want indian girl contact me : adiboy4mhyd@gmail.com
adi said this on February 16, 2014 at 11:20 am |
can i get one number for fucking
anup said this on March 13, 2014 at 7:57 am |
0562688926
sajid said this on April 23, 2014 at 6:52 pm |
I am sajid any girl want for fuck pls csntact 0562688926
sajid said this on April 24, 2014 at 4:04 am
mr sajid i want to some one girls for one night.
Aung Win said this on December 29, 2014 at 2:22 pm
I want 3 young ladies for my bachelor party.
Directory Dubai Escorts said this on March 13, 2014 at 12:23 pm |
I have some Nigerian girls. Contact me on bumu11@yahoo.co.uk
Sandy said this on March 17, 2014 at 6:58 am |
looking a women or ladies for long time relationship dating or day out in Dubai 0508593679
Mohamed said this on April 5, 2014 at 1:50 pm |
hi i am in dubai i want some fun with girls
gul said this on April 10, 2014 at 10:32 pm |
Do you want any Nigerian girls.
Dhs. 200 per hour
Dhs. 500 4-5 hours
Dhs. 1000 whole night
Sandy said this on April 12, 2014 at 4:52 am |
I need russian girl for one night
Jim said this on April 28, 2014 at 10:37 am
Yes, drop your number here
Akbar said this on August 24, 2014 at 11:22 am
Yes pleSe text me back
Hussy said this on December 16, 2015 at 12:53 am
What info do you need.
Sandy said this on December 16, 2015 at 8:06 pm
if you are in need of girls please contact me via mcdunas@gmail.com for more information and procedure.
mack dunas said this on July 9, 2014 at 12:38 am |
i need a girl for one night.if u hv 8:30 pm after call this ph 0569634074
Tun Naing said this on December 29, 2014 at 2:54 pm |
Woah! I’m really digging the template/theme of this blog.
It’s simple, yet effective. A lot of times it’s tough to get that “perfect balance” between user friendliness and
appearance. I must say you’ve done a great job with this.
Additionally, the blog loads very quick for me on Internet explorer.
Exceptional Blog!
Monroe said this on October 21, 2014 at 3:17 pm |
Appreciation to my father who stated to me regarding this website, this webpage is actually awesome.
Sharyn said this on November 15, 2014 at 3:53 am |
To avail the highly discreet fun with unsatisfied housewife and girls i would suggest you to visit and join http://www.arabianhousewife.com she has very good girl who will treat you like your girl friend. However they register very selective people if you are lucky enough you will get the chance..
Hema said this on November 19, 2014 at 5:53 pm |
please send me email kadinkadin111@gmail.com
kadin said this on June 19, 2016 at 7:12 am |
Hay i am a boy 23 Yers old
Rashid said this on January 16, 2015 at 11:09 am |
I wont one nice girl for fucking
And give me loctione
farhadwali said this on March 26, 2016 at 2:11 pm |
to get the fun with beautiful unsatisfied housewife and girls anywhere in the gulf country plz mail on gulffunclub@gmail.com
hema said this on March 29, 2016 at 5:39 am |
i am kadin i want pakistani girl or indian girl.i am living in dubai my Email ID: kadinkadin111@gmail.com
kadin said this on June 19, 2016 at 7:08 am |