Happy Mother’s Day: Give the Gift of Planned Parenthood

So let me get this cleared up. Planned Parenthood wants me to give them money on behalf of my mother to celebrate the fact that I was a choice?

What, are you fucking people MAD?!?!? Give money to you to thank a process that could have made me not into a human but instead could have turned me into a biomedical waste product? Along this same line of thought i have scoured my sources to come up with a list of other causes that I can donate money to that just sounds like a brilliant idea:

Old Iron’s Top Seven Contradicting Groups to Donate To (With Linkage): 

1. Planned Parenthood: Yaaaay! Let’s celibrate the fact that you could be fertilizing the earth with your underdeveloped biomass!

2. Save Our Earth: Rainforests are dying! Use your aborted fetus to help grow more!

3. Communism!: ‘Cause nothin’ says “love your mom” like gifting her with food shortages and all the vodka she can drink!

4. Global Warming: Unsubstantiated fear-mongering always brings a family closer together

5. End of oil = End of TIMES: Let her take heart that those expensive gas prices are a precourser to her and all other’s eventual demise! What fun to know that the clock is ticking!

6. 2012 Awareness: Tell her to stock up on shotguns and canned goods, ’cause the Mayans are on spot!

7. Start a Militia: The best gift you can give is her own private army!

Here’s the damned article that started it all:

Planned Parenthood Says Best Mother’s Day Gift is Donation for Abortion

Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) — With Mother’s Day coming up this weekend, Planned Parenthood, the nation’s largest abortion business, has a message for moms: send us more money. Cecile Richards, the president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America, sent out a fund-raising request this week one pro-life advocate says is grotesque.

Richards honored Mother’s Day by sharing part of an editorial her daughter wrote saying she got her pro-abortion views from her mother and grandmother, former Texas Gov. Ann Richards.

“It’s true that I have had lots of rewarding moments in my career. So did my mother,” Cecile wrote in the email LifeNews.com obtained. “But knowing that my daughter is carrying on the legacy of fighting that my mother passed to me trumps ’em all.”

Richard couldn’t wait until the third paragraph of her Mother’s Day letter to PPFA supporters to ask them to open their wallets.

“This Mother’s Day, I’m honoring that legacy with a Planned Parenthood Federation of America Mother’s Day gift. Join me,” she wrote.

“You can help with a gift to Planned Parenthood Federation of America today in honor of your mother or daughter, and on behalf of all the women,” she added.

“My mom did that for me and my siblings. And I’ve worked to do that for [my children],” she wrote.

In the email, Richards also admitted that promoting abortion was more important to her mother than even promoting equal rights for African-Americans.

(H/T Life News and Six Meat Buffet )

~ by Old Iron on May 11, 2008.

One Response to “Happy Mother’s Day: Give the Gift of Planned Parenthood”

  1. Disgusting fuckers.

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