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		<title>A conversation with Fred Phelps</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/a-conversation-with-fred-phelps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 07:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fred. We need to talk. You have been a busy little boy these past few years, and we need to talk about your latest little stunt that you are planning. Now don&#8217;t get me wrong, I get a huge kick out of your methods of spreading my Word to the masses, and that gay thing? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=500&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry Guys&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/sorry-guys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are in the wrong place. Here is where I have been hanging out lately: spokenbythesexes.wordpress.com -Head over there if you are looking for me. This might be the last update to this epic masterpiece of degradation and horror, so to those that were along for the ride with me in the past&#8230; Cheers. Posted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=497&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Back to the Normal Insanity</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/back-to-the-normal-insanity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, I do apologize for the LENGTHY amount of time that has passed since the last time I did anything with this brilliant mode of expression, but I have decided to drop back in and test drive this process again to see if I can potentially recapture the truth that was behind me doing this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=496&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Helmet Laws Pass in Nigeria</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/new-helmet-laws-pass-in-nigeria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Safety First I always say. (As seen in Lagos, Nigeria) Posted in Huh?!?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=495&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Thank you Arab world for getting me elected&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/thank-you-arab-world-for-getting-me-elected/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome. This guy is insisting on doing literally EVERYTHING wrong. (http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/01/president-ob-10.html?5) President Obama Does First Formal TV Interview as President with Al-Arabiya January 26, 2009 6:29 PM As special envoy to the Middle East, George Mitchell heads off to the region to begin work on negotiating a cease fire between Israel and the Palestinians, President Obama has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=492&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Facebook Nigerian scam? More likely than a bonzai tree in your anus</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/a-facebook-nigerian-scam-more-likely-than-a-bonzai-tree-in-your-anus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Calvin: hey Evan: holy moly. what&#8217;s up man? Calvin: i need your help urgently Evan: yes sir Calvin: am stuck here in london Evan: stuck? Calvin: yes i came here for a vacation Calvin: on my process coming back home i was robbed inside the hotel i loged in Evan: ok so what do you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=489&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well in America they only hide under Piggy Wiggy signs</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/24/well-in-america-they-only-hide-under-piggy-wiggy-signs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 06:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You gotta love Africans. They are so ingenious that they will come up with some pretty amazing ways to hide from the police! What will they think of next? ______________________________ Police parade goat as robbery suspect   Written by Demola Akinyemi    Friday, 23 January 2009 *For attempting to ‘steal’ a Mazda car   It [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=485&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So True, So True (Fun in Africa)</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/23/so-true-so-true-fun-in-africa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>THIS JUST IN FROM AFRICA</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/this-just-in-from-africa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[_________________________________________________ On a personal note: I could get used to this shit. Again. Posted in Fun in Africa, Submit to the WTF File<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=478&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle Obama is a Klingon and Barak is STONED episode 1: The Inauguration</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/michelle-obama-is-a-klingon-and-barak-is-da-shizzle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: I, Barack (Bleep) Obama do &#8211; PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: I, Barack &#8211; CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: &#8212; do solemnly swear. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear&#8230;. Uh&#8230;. That my wife is a Klingon? You know, a  &#8221;Wrath of Kahn&#8221; -era one? I mean look at her [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3281255&amp;post=474&amp;subd=barslavesandbananas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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