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	<description>I am tired of this. Sanity needs to dictate reality.</description>
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		<title>Sorry Guys&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/sorry-guys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are in the wrong place. Here is where I have been hanging out lately:
spokenbythesexes.wordpress.com
-Head over there if you are looking for me.
This might be the last update to this epic masterpiece of degradation and horror, so to those that were along for the ride with me in the past&#8230; Cheers.
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		<title>Back to the Normal Insanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, I do apologize for the LENGTHY amount of time that has passed since the last time I did anything with this brilliant mode of expression, but I have decided to drop back in and test drive this process again to see if I can potentially recapture the truth that was behind me doing this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&blog=3281255&post=496&subd=barslavesandbananas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Helmet Laws Pass in Nigeria</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/new-helmet-laws-pass-in-nigeria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Safety First I always say.
(As seen in Lagos, Nigeria)

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		<title>&#8220;Thank you Arab world for getting me elected&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome. This guy is insisting on doing literally EVERYTHING wrong.
(http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/01/president-ob-10.html?5)
President Obama Does First Formal TV Interview as President with Al-Arabiya
January 26, 2009 6:29 PM
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		<title>A Facebook Nigerian scam? More likely than a bonzai tree in your anus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Calvin: hey
Evan: holy moly. what&#8217;s up man?
Calvin: i need your help urgently
Evan: yes sir
Calvin: am stuck here in london
Evan: stuck?
Calvin: yes i came here for a vacation
Calvin: on my process coming back home i was robbed inside the hotel i loged in
Evan: ok so what do you need
Calvin: can you loan me $900 to get [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&blog=3281255&post=489&subd=barslavesandbananas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well in America they only hide under Piggy Wiggy signs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 06:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You gotta love Africans. They are so ingenious that they will come up with some pretty amazing ways to hide from the police! What will they think of next?
______________________________






Police  parade goat as robbery suspect 







 




Written by Demola  Akinyemi    




Friday, 23  January 2009 




 *For  attempting to ‘steal’ a Mazda car [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&blog=3281255&post=485&subd=barslavesandbananas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So True, So True (Fun in Africa)</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2009/01/23/so-true-so-true-fun-in-africa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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		<title>THIS JUST IN FROM AFRICA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Submit to the WTF File]]></category>

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_________________________________________________
On a personal note: I could get used to this shit.
Again.
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		<title>Michelle Obama is a Klingon and Barak is STONED episode 1: The Inauguration</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: I, Barack (Bleep) Obama do &#8211;
PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: I, Barack &#8211;
CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: &#8212; do solemnly swear.
PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear&#8230;. Uh&#8230;. That my wife is a Klingon? You know, a  &#8221;Wrath of Kahn&#8221; -era one? I mean look at her face dude! I bet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com&blog=3281255&post=474&subd=barslavesandbananas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>HAHAHAHAHA!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ye Gods this is funny.
THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!
 

&#8220;Obama has finally taken office! RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH!!!&#8221;
&#8220;AMERICA IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I TELLS YA!!!&#8221;
&#8220;Penis!&#8221; -Wait, how did that get in there?
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