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	<title>The Bar Slaves</title>
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	<description>Please for you to crap hands and cheering for Chief Itchy Balls!</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fuck this&#8230;We&#8217;re Leaving!!111!1</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/fuck-thiswere-leaving1111/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>falteredheaven</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
&#8230;Or rather we are jumping ship.  The Bar Slaves Blog has now officially moved to a new site.  The new url is http://thebarslaves.com IF YOU HAVE ANY LINKS TO THIS SITE, PLEASE UPDATE THEM TO THE NEW URL.  With that being said, feel free to stumble drunkenly over to the new site and check it out.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;Meanwhile, back at the villan&#8217;s lair&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/meanwhile-back-at-the-villans-lair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Tard Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[test]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[woman]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well the move to the new server is pretty much complete&#8230; But now I can&#8217;t log in so I thought I would participate in a little madness over here.
-Retard Monday Madness, that is.



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		<title>Little Miss Piss Pants and the Asthmatic Dog</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/little-miss-piss-pants-and-the-asthmatic-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 17:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdiplomacy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Animal Abuse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bar Slaves Way of Life (tm)]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Booze]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dreams and Nightmares]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Getting Shitfaced]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Just....Odd]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Nekked]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Submit to the WTF File]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Due to Falteredheaven requesting this story, I am obligated to post it.  It&#8217;s kind of like an unwritten rule of the Barslaves; besides, he posted that letter to Mr. Romney like I asked him to.  So, Falteredheaven, this one&#8217;s for you buddy!
Once upon a time in land called Barslaves Town, there was an ABC liquor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barslaves Do&#8217;s and Dont&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/disqualifiers-of-barslavesdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 03:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdiplomacy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bar Slaves in the News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Huh?!?]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Morons in the News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sadly true]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/?p=446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many people would like to know just exactly, what a &#8220;Barslave&#8221; is.  The following are examples of what a Barslave is NOT supposed to be:
1.  If you are at a bar drinking and piss yourself and continue to drink and try to pick up a person of the opposite sex while pissing yourself.
2.  While at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amnesty International - the most effective international agency EVAR</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/amnesty-international-the-most-effective-international-agency-evar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 05:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fuck You with a Buick Award]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[ass rape]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Guantanimo Bay]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Human Rights]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Russia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[titties]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/?p=444</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wooo boy did I just find a whopper of a funny article this morning. Apparently Amnesty International, which is based out of the U.K., is still having a fit over the fact that every time they issue a decree (much like the U.N.) it is being largely ignored by the only people that could actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Slaves in the News: Linkfest</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/bar-slaves-in-the-news-linkfest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 05:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[canada]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[capitalism = WIN]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[conservative]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[jews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vagina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why can&#8217;t our Conservative party be this damned cool? Nothing says patriotic like a movie titled &#8220;Young People F**king&#8221;, and the fact that Canadian conservatives want to see it. The only thing that this article is missing is guns and booze and it would be a perfect trifecta&#8230; of GOODNESS.
So where are the people complaining [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wondering if I could get an assist</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/wondering-if-i-could-get-an-assist/</link>
		<comments>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/wondering-if-i-could-get-an-assist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 08:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fried cheese]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Green Bay]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, I was wondering if you could help me out a bit.
I have a trip planned for Green Bay Wisconsin because one of the brothers is deciding that single life is just a little to overwhelming for him, and I should be there around late June (17th-23rd) &#8230; and have no idea what to do while there. There has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(A Slightly Delayed) Attack of the Retard Monday</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/a-slightly-delayed-attack-of-the-retard-monday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 05:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the delay; I was busy yesterday doing absolutely nothing but attempting to recover from my co-workers attempting to poison me with alcoholic beverages. Little did they know that I, like mideval poisoners, have been working for years to accuire an immunity to the poisons that were forced upon me by subjecting myself to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guys, you do good work.</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/guys-you-do-good-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 08:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well friends, it is Memorial Day again.
I know, time to get drunk and blow shit up with fireworks, but do me a favor.
Tip your hat to the guys that made all of that possible, our boys that fight the good fight and directly represent our freedom at home and around the world.
Keep on trucking guys. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morons in the News: I&#8217;m coming for you, WHO and the Swedes.</title>
		<link>http://barslavesandbananas.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/im-coming-for-you-who-and-the-swedes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 06:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Old Iron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Health Care]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Booze]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cocaine]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drinking heavily]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hookers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[smoking]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Swedes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[world health organization]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ooooh, you fucking morons have gone too far. I can understand some regulation, and have lived under a public that villianizes me for smoking for so long that I am used to it&#8230; but you have just crossed the barrier on the one topic that has to date been pretty much left alone.
I am talking about [...]]]></description>
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