HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ye Gods this is funny.

THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!

 

“Obama has finally taken office! RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH!!!”

“AMERICA IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I TELLS YA!!!”

“Penis!” -Wait, how did that get in there?

I really think that I am going to have to take the Rush Limbaugh stance on this one and laugh my ass off at the next four years. I mean come on, you can’t let it depress you! A new theory has come out of all of this though; after I was discussing “Black Tuesday” with a friend of mine I eventually came to the conclusion that the United States has to occasionally remind itself why having a complete flaming wad of shit rags in office is a BAD THING. Is it because we get lulled into complacency with a president that actually attempts to give the common man something back in the form of tax breaks? Are we so sure of our miiltary might after fighting a war in modern times and actually whooping the shit out of our assigned enemies that we feel invincible to the assumed lack of might of the outside world? Do we just end up hating ourselves out of guilt because we are just so fucking GOOD at what we do?

-Do we really TRULY want to be French?

I dunno, but this would explain why we have the current dude that was elected by the masses (and is someone starts that 48/52 bullshit with me… well, I won’t be able to actually DO anything but I might be slightly miffed) and I expect that as he has a nice full plate to deal with as well as some pretty exciting promises made on the campaign trail that he can break to deal with in the upcoming term as the head hancho.

I am all up in the humor on this one.

Fo shizzle yo.

~ by Old Iron on January 21, 2009.