Bar Slaves in the News: Linkfest

Why can’t our Conservative party be this damned cool? Nothing says patriotic like a movie titled “Young People F**king”, and the fact that Canadian conservatives want to see it. The only thing that this article is missing is guns and booze and it would be a perfect trifecta… of GOODNESS.

So where are the people complaining about the increase of food prices now and their negative effect on the rest of the planet? -Another win for capitalism AND the War on Terror. Very few people actually believe me when I state that the purest forms of capitalism and unlitigated market forces are the only way to pull some regions of the world permanently out of true poverty and warfare… and then you get articles like this that prove my point completely.

“Uh… My grandpappy liberated, uh, Auschwitz… YEAH! That’s it!” Obama makes a complete ass out of himself by trying to pander to the military and the jews and has an EPIC FAIL moment because from what I see he just went into bullshit overloadand his mouth couldn’t take it. Bud, if you are going to try to wrap yourself in a blanket woven from other people’s military service you might want to check the weave first before you talk about it.

 I LOVE Obama “FAIL” moments.

 You know, if Obama got Red to write speeches for him then he wouldn’t have this issue…

-And now for some motivation.

Also, hat tip to FARK photoshop contests. If you have never seen these, you are in for a treat. Here’s a sample…

-Absolute WIN. Why tell the rest of the world what Amahgarglechoad wants to do to Israel in long, wordy dialogues when you can tell it in an animated gif? I think it gets the point across nicely. 

~ by Old Iron on May 28, 2008.

6 Responses to “Bar Slaves in the News: Linkfest”

  1. You know… I watched a TV show on that family… and the house they were building. I think she was birthing her 14th child.

    Insane.

    But your poster… did make me smile!

    “Fais… accomplis!”

  2. Here’s an update for ya… sorry it wasn’t as controversial or as excitting as it was made out to be…

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/080528/entertainment/entertainment_canada_col

    However… the whole censorship issues is VERY alive and well with this one… and I think you might like that whole take on Bill C-10

  3. Re capitalism and market forces… the real focus however will be on the poor starving people, and I do feel for them, I do, but any attention that would have been given to the REAL topic (that you can’t eat opium poppies as a staple) will have been lost in the background. Grow wheat and less people will starve. Grow poppies and make some money, still be at the bottom of the drug food chain, and everybody is still hungry.

    How bout that? Whodathunkit?

  4. Hahahahah!

    Awesome.

  5. What?!?!? You mean they are now growing a staple food that not only can be sold but EATEN as wel?!?!?

    -Who would have thought….

  6. I blame Bush

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