New Iraqi torture photos, and it involve TEH CILDRENSES!!!
Dan Rather here, back for one last televised newscast.
Friends, I am sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings for our efforts in Iraq (DOOMED I TELL YA!!!!) but recently a friend of mine who has infiltrated one of the U.S. Military confinement camps in Iraq (BUHSITLER FOR OIL BABIES WILL DIIIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!1111ELEVENTY!!1!) and sends us these gruesome photographs for all eyes to see.
This makes genocide look like a summer picnic.
It makes mass hysteria look positively peachy.
Makes BUSH LOOK BAD EVIL EVIL MMMMOOOOAR!!!!
(Shut the fuck up Dean, you’re facemelting our chaces to bash Bush here!!!)
-AHEM-
Please, those faint of heart, please turn thine eyes from these horrid actions that we, the Americans under the JUNTA RULE OF BUSH, have performed on such innocents.
Dear Lord, what have we done?
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(MAAAAD props to Grouchy Old Cripple for the source material. Get your asses over there and give him some traffic because GOD SAYS SO. I heard Him. He did. Honest.)
I blame Bush.
Actually, while we are trying to be a bit humorous with this, this is true proof of how the Iraqi children see us (for the most part)
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2007/05/every_wall_is_a.html
I know. I was over there and the only thoughts in those kids minds were
“The U.S. made it so that my daddy won’t be killed by the government”
“Now moomy won’t be stolen from my home because Saddam’s sons wanted to ‘play’ with her”
“Wow, these guys give us candy and soccer balls.”
“Wow, these guys made it so that we have power to watch TV.”
“Maybe I can sell those Americans some of this booze that I scored from poppy’s liquor cabinet and make some serious cash”
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Leaving on a Jet Plane… « Lemur King’s Folly said this on May 18, 2008 at 8:23 pm |
I love these photos. Wow.
ok…i get the point
but these pictures (and captions) are hilarious, they almost made me spit coffee at the monitor
thanks old iron
You would have a field day if you ever got to walk the hallways of my building. Your head might explode from sensory overload… LOL!
i dunno….after stumbling the halls of the Bar Slaves HQ i have learned to contain the explosions (just barely)
Hi Danielle. I see that you have found the site…
DAMN!!!!
Heh. I didn’t know you worked at a dentist’s office.
you are very odd…..very odd indeed
that wasn’t a very good joke…..you can do better than that i know it
You check your gmail yet?
yup yup….your turn