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Bar Slave Way of Life(tm): Birthday Party MADNESS

Well dear friends, I do believe that the stateside Bar Slaves might have a little issue with posting this weekend due to a double-birthday party for Mr. Diplomacy and Faltered Heaven.

 I wish them well in their fact-finding mission on the true intoxication levels that a human can tolerate prior to falling asleep in the front yard of Bar Slaves HQ, and am officially lifting the post ban on me, Old Iron, for this weekend to allow for recovery time of all parties involved. You guys ahve fun, and the Motrin is in the cabinet next to the fridge.

Happy Birthday, bitches.

I also made you a cake. Hope you like it.

~ by Old Iron on May 17, 2008.

3 Responses to “Bar Slave Way of Life(tm): Birthday Party MADNESS”

  1. Haha, I feel great! I’m getting too good at this shit.

  2. i agree with oldschoolcarnage……it is sad how well everyone was doing the next day…….OldIron might just get a run for his money when he surfaces in his country of origin again

  3. It was one hell of a time! I know this comment is a bit late, but I’m just now recovering.

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