PSA: How To Fuck In A Rowboat
Though during intercourse it is important to get her wet, you do not want to do it by plunging her head-first into frigid water, thus while fucking in a rowboat always remember to mind your balance. Truly, fucking in a rowboat is an art form lost through the ages of man. The most important aspect is where you are situated: you must do it lengthwise, as shown by this informative poster.
Secondly, be mindful of your surroundings. Remember that most bodies of water have currents, and most of the time wind will play a factor. Nothing can spoil the mood like drifting into a lump of damp water-side foliage, or a overhanging tree full of spider webs and snakes.
!!!!NOTE OF CAUTION!!!!
When in the throes of passion, do not…and I mean DO NOT knock the paddles into the water. The only thing worse than cuddling with a woman after sex is listening to her bitch about how you got her stranded on a lake or river. But then again…you could always just throw her overboard.
Hopefully, if you keep all of these pointers in mind, your next rowboat adventure will be a pleasant one.