How To Fight Terrorists 101
I think the idea to fight terrorists is easy: we have bombs, we have pigs, so we should have pig-bombs!
Let’s see how willing these people are to martyr themselves after they are showered with pig entrails and slide around their little villages covered in pig blood. Maybe we can secretly switch their goat-steaks for pork chops. Hell, they might just even like it!!
And now to finalize this insult, I present to you a heretical portrait of Muhammad: