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A Pictorial that Aptly Describes what the Food Here Does To Me

If you eat this (think of this chili con carne as standard Nigerian food)

Get ready for a suprise

This will go off in your bowels

BOOM! MY BUTT!

So you had better pray that you brought this

Ass Relief

So that this could happen

SWEET RELIEF

After you put this

YEE HA!

On this

poo poo bucket

And do LOTS AND LOTS of this.

burning ass

There us another option though.

You could live off of Cheetos and potted meat.

This public service announcement brought to you by your colon and anus. They ask that you be nice to them and not eat chili con carne, Nigerian food, or both.

Think of the children.

And your lower intestinal tract.

~ by Old Iron on April 4, 2008.

3 Responses to “A Pictorial that Aptly Describes what the Food Here Does To Me”

  1. Alright, something is wrong. I have now just written three posts that have virtually no cursing in them, or the words “penis” or “vagina” either. Mind you they are about things that fall into the Bar Slaves way of life; beer, beer, and Nigerian food, but dude!

    I BET it’s that fucking dog again. Don’t know how, but I bet it is.

    Old Iron said this on April 4, 2008 at 12:04 pm

  2. Do they make the chili with monkey meat?

    oldschoolcarnage said this on April 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm

  3. We call it “Bush Meat”.

    It’s not bad until you get that one batch that they forgot to take the hands out of. Looks like you are eating baby.

    Mmmm. Baby.

    Old Iron said this on April 5, 2008 at 4:09 am

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