A Pictorial that Aptly Describes what the Food Here Does To Me
If you eat this (think of this chili con carne as standard Nigerian food)
This will go off in your bowels
So you had better pray that you brought this
So that this could happen
After you put this
On this
And do LOTS AND LOTS of this.
There us another option though.
You could live off of Cheetos and potted meat.
This public service announcement brought to you by your colon and anus. They ask that you be nice to them and not eat chili con carne, Nigerian food, or both.
Think of the children.
And your lower intestinal tract.
Alright, something is wrong. I have now just written three posts that have virtually no cursing in them, or the words “penis” or “vagina” either. Mind you they are about things that fall into the Bar Slaves way of life; beer, beer, and Nigerian food, but dude!
I BET it’s that fucking dog again. Don’t know how, but I bet it is.
Do they make the chili with monkey meat?
We call it “Bush Meat”.
It’s not bad until you get that one batch that they forgot to take the hands out of. Looks like you are eating baby.
Mmmm. Baby.