-But not my whore. We had a falling out a little while back, and I think I pissed her off when I did the whole “let’s just be friends” thing. I mean what is it with women that you have ONE night where both of you were drunk and you got her in the sack, and then she thinks you two are an item? I was just looking to get laid, and she got all toucy-feely and shit, so I had to break it off. Problem is she REALLY got mad.
Lemur King on Old Iron talking about oil:
"That ol' oil-baron-antichrist Old Iron...If you’re sensitive and get offended and righteously weenie-pissed easily, read it anyway. Might make you tougher."
The more I read this silly piece of shit that I put together, the funnier it gets.
I concur.
So I think Kurt was talking about bears when he said “Nature is a whore”.
-But not my whore. We had a falling out a little while back, and I think I pissed her off when I did the whole “let’s just be friends” thing. I mean what is it with women that you have ONE night where both of you were drunk and you got her in the sack, and then she thinks you two are an item? I was just looking to get laid, and she got all toucy-feely and shit, so I had to break it off. Problem is she REALLY got mad.
-Remember the tree? Yep, that was her.
Nature isn’t a whore, she’s a vengeful bitch.
At least God still loves me…. I think…
HAIL NAW! Hahahahahaha