The strangest thing just happened (Or, how I love Old Scratch’s sexy Russian name)
Yesterday I was trying to email some fucked-up motivational posters to Old Scratch when I get this reply from what I thought was the man himself. It was Mr. Scratch asking me some silly shit about where I got his email address from. My response was, or couse, that I found it on a wall in a public toilet here in Nigeria under the title “FuKKED up DONKEY man takes IN butt many TINGS”, but before I hit send I decided to do a little investigation and…
-Then I took a look at the actual address. I, in my infinite wisdom, had misspelled the damned thing by one letter! I get it, HAR HAR, Old Iron fucked up…. So I email her back (it is a her, we will get back to that later) thinking she’s some type of Franciscian nun that is about to report me to the friggin Pope, and I apologize PROFUSELY about the material that I sent to her.
-Case closed, right?
There will be more on this later.
I hope.
Dear GOD I hope.
guys, I didn’t want to put this on the front page, but this lady is awesome. She’s Russian, but lives in Paris right now. I am friggin amazed at how cool she is.
Or… HE is.
Dammit.