Suck it!

Earlier today, while I was waiting in line at the Social Security office (To get a replacement card), I heard an ominous noise to the left of me.  It turned out there was a guy with one of those voice box things that they give you when you lose your voice.  He also sounded like Carl from Sling Blade.  It was unbelievably hard not to laugh…just figured I’d share that.

What you got biatch?

(Old Iron) UPDATE: This is what I got.

 

(No skillz. Paint RULES!!!)

Apparently there is a class you can go to to get trained in how to use one of those things (called an “artifical larynx”), but I think I know the true reason that the dude had one: to get ASS. If all of the chicks that have one of those things are like the ones in the picture, then there is all possibility that the dude fucked up his own throat just to get some tail. 

 ”OOOOH BABY THAT FEELS SOOO GOOD KEEP SUCKING BEEP BEEP BEEP MROOOAAAR”

~ by oldschoolcarnage on March 28, 2008.